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March
10, 2002
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STRAIGHT
FACE
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Termite treatment
AS
every citizen in the country realises — and which recent events
in Gujarat have confirmed — there are giant colonies of termites
gnawing at the foundations of this magnificent building we live
in. The threat they pose to our lives provoked me into plodding
through several manuals on termites and termite control. I now wish
to share some of the useful material I came across with readers.
General
Biology: Termites are essentially ground-inhabiting social creatures
existing generally in subterranean conditions. They, therefore,
generally escape detection, although they are known to cause damage
worth crores of rupees, apart from destroying general security and
social harmony.
There
are several varieties of this common pest, but two particularly
dangerous sub-species that have surfaced in recent times go by the
names of Vishwa Hindu Parishadus and the Bajrang Dalus,
both of which are known to proliferate in the warm, moist conditions
of sub-tropical climatic zones presided over by friendly political
dispensations.
Full-grown
workers of these termite families are wingless, totally blind and
generally restless with discontent and anger over imagined threats
to their social and religious identities. Once fully grown, they
are capable of arranging themselves in battle formations, armed
with petrol bulbs, matches, swords and pistols, and ravaging large
swathes of the surrounding area without let or mercy.
What
makes the Vishwa Hindu Parishadus and the Bajrang Dalus
quite distinct from other sword wielders and petrol bulb throwers
— it must be emphasised that there is no dearth of insects of this
kind powered by other belief systems — is the fact that they enjoy
the full protection of the state and can therefore swarm around
in large mobs with electoral lists in their hands, perpetrating
their violence under the benign eye of the police force and the
local government.
They
can slaughter whole villages, burn down multi-storeyed establishments,
knife their way through an entire bazaar and go back to their normal
lives, as if nothing happened.
Feeding
habits: Subterranean termites feed exclusively on the wooden
fibres of bigotry. They can do this without harming their digestive
systems because they come equipped with a protozoa in their brain
that provides them the necessary enzymes to digest the stuff.
In
their early stages, they are fed predigested pap by the chief ideologues
or the Queen termites of their respective colonies. In this manner
their paranoia over the imagined enemy is carefully fattened.
Although
they are soft-bodied creatures, they have hard, saw-toothed jaws
that work like shears and are, therefore, able to bite off, chew
and digest the most patently toxic substances that come their way.
Communication
methods: These termites communicate primarily by secreting a
pheromone called communalism, which has a characteristic odour and
colour. They may or may not choose to sport saffron bandannas as
another symbol of their identity.
Anyone
who is not of their persuasion — especially religious persuasion
— is instantly recognised and an alarm pheromone is secreted which
triggers the workers to attack ruthlessly.
Evidence
of infestations: The first evidence of infestation are the distinctive
mud tubes attached to the building’s secular foundations.
Based
on normal feeding activity, it takes these creatures three to eight
years to cause appreciable damage, although in the meantime they
can create fear and trauma in limited areas.
What
is unfortunate, however, is that the actual damage they wreak is
never fully appreciated until they break loose and the full strength
of their diabolic potential comes into public view.
Termite
treatment: The goal is to establish a continuous insecticide
barrier between the termite colony and the vulnerable portions of
this building we cherish.
Sometimes
there may be secondary termite colonies above the soil, in the roof
and other areas. It is therefore vital to carefully scrutinise the
vulnerable surfaces of the building. We do not advocate harmful
chemical treatment that pollutes the environment.
Instead,
once their presence is properly mapped, conditions that help in
their general reproduction, division of labour and foraging propensities
must be altered through prompt, and effective action and those guilty
of wreaking public damage be promptly incinerated in the courts
of justice.
But
for any of this to happen, we need those who are presently in political
charge of this home that keeps us together, to wake up from their
benign slumber and consider the handiwork of these pests they have
assiduously cultivated as pets.
If
they do not do this, we may as well resign ourselves to the possibility
of this magnificent structure we call the Indian Republic collapsing
about us in the not too distant future.
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