Deadbeat of the century!
The Absurd Times would like to recognise and bestow upon Gil Loosur, the prestigious honour of `Deadbeat Of The Century'! A list of potential candidates were submitted by our loyal readers, and evaluated by The Absurd Times.

Arch your spine backwards like a bow
In the daily course of asana practice, it is better to follow a pattern. Start with the standing postures, then the sitting postures and end with the lying down postures.

Enjoying the fruit of hard work
Leela Scottish Lace Ltd has once again bagged this year's prestigious Gold Trophy for recording the Highest Global Exports for 1999 from The Apparel Export Promotion Council (AEPC). In addition, it has also won the Trophy for Woven Garment Exports for registering the highest FOB value in exports.


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