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Wednesday, April 29, 1998
What did the spectacles say to the contact lenses?
1st The spectacles said, ``Well I'm on, but you sure are in.''
Rahul Revandikar2nd It's just because of your contacts, you secured a job closer to our boss.
T V Vijayalakshmi 3rd `Beware' of the frequent floods!
Nandan Upasani Hey, I envy that you are closest to dreaming eyes.
Fuazia Shamim Siddiqui I am your predecessor. But you came as my TERMINATOR.
Prema Kolappan The wearer may look good wearing you, but the more intelligent wear me, ha ha ha.
Mona Rawtani What a relief you took over! I wanted to get off this nosy person.
Shashi Mudaliar You guard the insides little brother, while I take on the big bad world squarely!
Dr J M Jayaprakash Though you stick to my hubby, you can never take up my position.
K Vignesh Unlike you, I display my beauty for others to see.
R S Sekhar At last, thanks to you I am going to get some respite from bookworms.
Sachin A Deshmukh Hey! After Baazigar, Shahrukh Khan needs you again in his next film Duplicate.
Tushar Rathod Congratulations! You achieved a spectacular win over me.
S Palande You may be round, sweet and attractive, but I am still the right choice baba.
Nargis Banu Lucky guy, you don't get wet in rain.
N C Mathur You are a secret agent 007 with good foresight working behind the curtain.
Aditi Karandikar You are a blessing in disguise. My contribution is open and spectacular.
Prabhakar Behere Why do you invade the privacy of the eyes?
K N Dave Don't you ever envy those who are framed in gold?
Mani DoctorCopyright © 1998 Indian Express Newspapers (Bombay) Ltd.
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