And how true were his pearls of wisdom. One could learn so much in so little a time. Yes, he had a very novel and exciting method to learning the Gujarati language. Interestingly, one fails to understand why there isn't any encyclopedia containing details of all abuses. Even Surtis, whose expertise in flawless abuse can put to shame even a frustrated cop, have done precious little towards institutionalising and popularising this genre of language. One had never thought that invective could be so educative, an effective tool of learning a language.

For most of us, invective is one of the universal language which is understood and spoken everywhere, cutting across all social strata and geographical barriers. Yet it is different when we talk about the Surti language, also an invective.

Probably after the sign language, it is the only universal language. However, Surat stands out from the rest of the world in this language as it has the ``punch'', the flavour and a different way of delivering it. This unique quality makes Surat culturally different.

One who lives in Surat as an ``outsider'' can but admire Surtis for their talent and love for using unparliamentary language while exchanging simple pleasantry. Nothing to be felt bad about, they say, because it is the language of love, warmth and intimacy.

And beware, for one who cannot converse with them in their language cannot mix with them. He is looked upon with suspicion as if he is a creature from the other world!

In fact, the Surti language is synonymous with abusive language.Certain villages in coastal area are said to sing songs full of invective during marriage ceremonies. In the diamond city, Ghanchi, Gola and Maachi community are known for their fluency in invective language.

The striking difference between the Surti invective and other places is only in terms of `intensity' and intention. While in Surat nobody feels offended when greeted with an invective, in places like Western Uttar Pradesh invective is a grave offence. And these words of war are said to have led to many bloody fights. However, such instances never occur in Surat. This is one thing where Surtis can be taken for granted.